I think I might have unintentionally stolen this from The Simpsons. It seems familiar for some reason.
This is cheap, but funny...
No comment.
First, apologies to Danulai, who is a devout Catholic. Then apologies to everyone else for referring to an obscure practice of the Catholic church dating back to the middle ages.
Yeah... I don't know.
I had a few other ideas I had and rejected...
"Now with 50% more Jesus!"
"Does this look infected to you?"
"Buy one baptism, get your next funeral free."
You'll notice I steered clear of child molestation jokes. They're not funny. Stop making them.
